Kindergarden Porn

29 Aug

I swear to God this was an actual discussion last night at supper.

Scott: So Toad, did you do anything fun today at Kindergarden?

Toad: Yes. Cutiepie* let me touch her ice pack.

Scott: (choking on his drink) What?

Toad: Cutiepie let me touch her ice pack, and then I let her touch mine.

Scott: You touched her ice pack and she touched yours?

Toad: Yeah.

Scott: And what kind of ice pack does she have?

Toad: Pink.

Scott: Pink.

Toad: Yeah, and it was really cold.

Scott: (muttering) It usually is.

Yup…that also was the first time I ever uttered the words “I’m totally blogging this” aloud.
*Cutiepie is a little girl Toad met right before school started. Her mother and I introduced them so that they’d know someone else in class.
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