My First MEME

14 Sep
I’m not a huge MeMe fan….some of them are halarious…some just stupid. This one was featured over at The Color Purple quite awhile ago…sorry it took so long for me to get it up! She says that her blog is where meme’s come to die…I guess this one just got a second chance at life then LOL.
MEME-OLOGY
GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? I don’t eat salad, but I LOVE ranch!
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Mmmm…McDonald’s Bacon Chicken Ranch…yummm!
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Hidden Country
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? God, I dunno, whatever’s left from the money I break!
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? This is corny, but Eggos!
Name three foods you detest above all others. Onions, Onions and more OnionsWhat is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? General Tsao’s Chicken!
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Meat lovers! Pepperoni, sausage and ham!
What do you like to put on your toast? Peanut butter and butter.
What is your favorite type of gum? Trident: tastes good AND makes your teeth shiny!

TECH-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? Cell phone? What is that?

Number of contacts in your email address book? In the addy book probably about 50…that I actually e-mail? Probably 10…damn, I need to clean that out!

What is your wallpaper on your computer? Pics of the familyWhat is your screensaver on your computer? Random pics of the family

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Naked pics? Of my fat ass? MWA HA HA HA!

How many land line phones do you have in your house? 1…split onto a couple of different phones

How many televisions are in your house? 3

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? The toaster

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? The only one we have in town!

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? WITH batteries? Two!

BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Lips

Are you right handed or left handed? Right

Do you like your smile? Yes

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Yup: tonsils, wisdom teeth, two children, two miscarriages

Would you like to? Cosmetically, probably…

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Yes! Glad I’m not the only one!

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Taste: I hate sharp tastes and taste alcohol in beverages when other people can’t.

When was the last time you had a cavity? A couple years ago.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My daughter! 30 lbs…ugh!

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yeah, every time the anesthesiologists came near me!

MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Probably not.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Rebecca

How do you express your artistic side? We’re allowed to have artistic sides after we have children?!

What color do you think you look best in? Blue…green…bluish green…

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? NOT LONG!

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Other then the bugs we apparently all swallow every year, nope!

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Definitely…a nephew (BY MARRIAGE!)

How often do you go to church? Only when I feel my soul is in immortal danger…

Have you ever saved someone’s life? Don’t think so…I’m a blood giver too, but I dunno…

Has someone ever saved yours? My hubby (everyone say…awwwww…)

DARE-OLOGY

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? That would pay off my house, so totally!

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Yup.

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Probably…as long as it wasn’t videotaped!

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? It depends on the circumstances. If we’re talking under anesthesia in an operating room with plenty of drugs, maybe. If we’re talking having someone just take a whack at you, NO!

Would you never blog again for $50,000? Yup.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? As long as my grandmother didn’t see it!

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No! It would take probably a good ten grand for that!

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Depends on the human…someone normal and innocent, nope! A child molester or rapist, yup!

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Totally.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? It would take more then that! Probably a good 100,000 for a year!

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