Brainstorm

14 Sep

during the cleavage competition, Scott had just one question for many of the contestants:

“Why are they single?”

He was especially confused as to why Misstress M and CinnKitty were single. They both have amazing bodies, are beautiful inside and outside, and are strong women. So how is it someone like me winds up with a decent looking (okay, *I* think he’s hot, but don’t tell him that) husband that takes care of her every need, while they’re single?

I’m starting to think that being gorgeous might be a curse after all!

Here’s what I’m thinking – someone like CinnKitty heads into a bar. She’s all dressed up and looking hot. She sits down, has a few drinks, and tries to relax after a long work week.

A guy spots her from the other side of the bar. He sees that she’s hot and thinks that she’d be a good piece of ass. He heads over and charms her. She realizes that he’s a moron and kicks him to the curb.

Now, see, when someone like ME heads to a bar, men are NOT thinking “damn, she’s hot – I could SO do her”. Instead, women like me tend to meet our men in different ways (through other friends, ect) and attract them only AFTER they get to talking with us.

So beauty = attracting idiot horn dogs and ugly = attracting guys that aren’t looking to just get laid.

Yeah – that explains it…don’t you think?

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One Response to “Brainstorm”

  1. misstressm September 16, 2008 at 8:27 pm #

    Amen to that girlfriend. Amen. My entry today will prove you right.

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